"I'm a Loser Baby, So Why Don't You Kill Me" Sports Records for Losers

When a sports fan thinks about records, they usually think about GOOD records like which team has won the most SuperBowls or which player has scored the most goals in NHL history. Less often, they think about BAD records. The questions in this quiz concern records a team or player generally would NOT want to have. Credit to Beck for the song lyrics!

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Dave is an accomplished economics instructor with over two decades of experience in the prestigious International Baccalaureate program. His students have consistently ranked in the top 10% annually, and one year they achieved the highest overall class average in the world. This outstanding achievement led a UK publisher to request that he write a textbook, an offer he declined in favor of creating sports quizzes, which he found more engaging.

In addition to his teaching career, Dave is also a former high school football coach, having won a couple of local championships. While he wishes he had won more, he continues to be deeply involved in football as a scout, recruiter, and social media creator for a university football team.

Dave's passions extend beyond the classroom and football field. He is an avid fan of live music and international travel, often combining these interests. He has traveled to Spain, England, Iceland, and Chile to see bands perform. His greatest pride and joy is his daughter, who has recently excelled in powerlifting. In just a few years, she has become the Canadian record holder for the bench press in her weight class and finished second overall in the combined national event (bench, deadlift, and squat) in Moose Jaw in March 2024. She will be representing Canada at the World Bench Competition in Austin, Texas, in May 2024.

A die-hard fan of the Las Vegas Raiders, Dave has experienced his share of sports heartache, having seen them play in seven NFL cities with six losses. His all-time favorite athlete is Don Mattingly, reflecting his deep love for sports that spans many arenas.

"I'm a Loser Baby, So Why Don't You Kill Me" Sports Records for Losers

What is the record for the most strikeouts by a MLB batter in a single game?

What is the most goals given up in World Cup qualifying game?

What MLB team holds the record for the most consecutive playoff losses?

What NHL goalie holds the record for most goals given up in a game?

What NCAA team gave up the most points in a single football game?

What NHL goalie is credited with the most losses in a single NHL season?

What MLB team holds the record for the most losses in a single season?

What NCAA quarterback threw the most interceptions in a single game?

What is the record for most professional boxing defeats in a career?

What NBA player holds the record for most missed free throws in a single game?

In professional soccer, which player has the most career 'own goals'?

What 2 NFL teams share the record for the least passing yards in a single playoff game?

In the last 100 years, what MLB player was hit by a pitch the most times in one season?

What two former NFL quarterbacks share the record for most fumbles in a game?

What NFL quarterback threw the most interceptions in a single game?

What NFL team holds the record for most penalty yards given up in a single game?

In the history of the PGA tour, what is the most strokes a single player had on 1 hole?

What is the record for the most home runs given up in a MLB game by a single pitcher?

What NBA team lost 28 consecutive games over 2 seasons in the last 10 years?

What MLB team holds the record for the most consecutive regular season losses?

Since 2000, what NFL team holds the record for fewest passes thrown in a game?

What is the NHL record for most consecutive regular seaon losses?

What NHL player holds the record for most penalty minutes in a game?

Since 1950, what is the record for most consecutive losses by an NFL team?

What NHL team holds the record for the most losses in single season?

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